9. Chevrolet Impala
The 2015 Chevy Impala, another GM car that borders on nondescript, took ninth place with 586 reported thefts in a calendar year. In Michigan, the epicenter of love for Detroit cars, the most stolen car was the 2008 Impala, according to NICB data. In other words, don’t leave this one running at the curb while you jump out to buy milk at the store.