Cruise ships definitely aren’t what they used to be. If you’re someone who’s been going on cruises for years, you’ve probably noticed some major aesthetic changes taking place. And they’re not all good. Read on to learn why cruise ships are getting uglier, and find out which were named some of the ugliest ships at sea.
1. Function over decor
When cruise ships first made their debut, people marveled at how something so big and beautiful could stay afloat on the ocean. Not only did they seem to defy the laws of physics, they were stunning in design. Cruise ship decor used to be selected for aesthetic reasons as well as functionality. But today, it’s all about function.
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2. Size matters
Something you might have noticed: Today, the bigger a cruise ship is, the uglier it is. The biggest cruise ships are incredibly boxy and soulless. They look like big grey or white floating rectangles, ominously gliding along the top of the ocean, hardly moving.
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3. It’s the inside that counts, right?
There’s a reason for this complete abandonment of design: Cruise ship designers are more worried about what’s going on inside the ship. Their main priority is fitting as many fun, crazy activities as they can into one ship. If that means the vessel becomes a big, soulless box, well then OK.
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4. Cruise ship activities are getting more and more elaborate
Nowadays, cruise ships are being marketed as floating resorts, so they need to be able to fit everything an elaborate resort might have. Typical activities for a cruise ship now include things, such as a bowling alley, a dozen different dining options, spas, Broadway-style shows, and double-decker race tracks.
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5. Pool zones are taking up a lot of room
One of the biggest areas on a cruise ship is the pool deck. It’s as if each ship is trying to outdo its competitors by having the biggest, best, craziest decks. Waterslides, water rides, and multiples pools are now all common amenities on bigger ships.
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6. Anthem of the Seas
A good example of this overly boxy design is the Anthem of the Seas. Anthem of the Seas is only 2 years old, so it’s a prime example of the new function-over-design mentality that’s now applied to ships. “The two-year-old Anthem of the Seas features a stern that rises almost vertically. Anthem’s sister vessels, Quantum of the Seas and Ovation of the Seas, have a similar look,” according to USA Today.
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7. Harmony of the Seas
Another vessel named one of the ugliest cruise ships at sea by USA Today is Harmony of the Seas. “Capable of carrying up to 6,687 passengers, Harmony of the Seas is not only the biggest cruise ship at sea but the fattest,” the publication says. “It has a width of nearly 216 feet. Soaring 18 decks high and built with little sloping to its stern and sides, it’s one of the boxiest ships afloat.”
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8. Costa cruises
You may recognize Costa cruises from its 2012 incident involving the capsize of one of its ships. Another one of the ships also caught fire and didn’t have power for more than 12 hours. As if that weren’t enough to plague a cruise ship company, apparently, even after these incidents, customers have been known to complain about “meals at Club Restaurants not being included in the cruise rate, alcoholic and nonalcoholic beverages are also excluded, bad food, and rude onboard staff.” To top it all off, Friends of the Earth gave Costa an F grade in air pollution and sewage treatment.
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9. Viking river cruises
Viking River Cruises only received a 3.4 star rating from customers on Cruiseline.com. It earned its grade due a high frequency of itinerary changes, small cabin rooms, and expensive rate. Escape Here rated Viking as one of the worst cruise lines you can go on.
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10. Norwegian cruise line
This cruise line sails to the Bahamas, Hawaii, Alaska, Europe, and the Caribbean. If you want a cruise experience that includes excellent customer experience, this isn’t the cruise line for you. Passengers also don’t love this line due to its small cabins, inflexible cancellation policy, and expensive food.
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11. American cruise lines
American Cruise Lines is known for its fleet of seven smaller cruise ships that take passengers on historic tours of the United States. It makes the list of cruises you shouldn’t waste your money on because you just don’t get enough bang for your buck. Escape Here says “you could easily enjoy a luxury-level ocean cruise for less cost and get a longer experience […] for this price guests expect a lot and unfortunately it’s just not there.”
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MSC has a bad reputation for poor sewage treatment and air pollution reduction, causing Friends of the Earth to award it an F. The MSC cruise experience itself isn’t great, either. Reviews include tales of bad food, dirty rooms, watered-down drinks, lost luggage, loss of power, and way too many people on board. (Its policy is to allow kids under 11 to travel for free on some cruises.)
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13. Avalon Waterways
Avalon Waterways travels to Asia, South America, the Galápagos Islands, and various locations in the U.S. You shouldn’t waste your money on this cruise line because passengers don’t have very much freedom in choosing what to do. “They can’t really make their own itinerary,” according to MSN.
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Carnival Cruise Lines receives a D grade, according to MSN. “Of its 24 ships only four have installed advanced sewage treatment systems. Between 2010 and 2014, two Carnival ships traveled to Alaska where authorities cited one of the ships with four water quality violations,” says the site. Additionally, passengers frequently complain about small cabins, huge crowds, and low-quality food.
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