Roy Moore Mentions His Alabama Values and Twitter Is Vicious

roy moore in a cowboy hat and leather vest in front of an American flag

Roy Moore and Trump agree on many issues. | Scott Olson/Getty Images

Roy Moore just can’t keep from putting his foot in his mouth. The Alabama Senate hopeful has been attacked frequently in recent months due to his unsavory past relationships with underage girls. It has even come out that Moore was supposedly banned from a mall in Gasden, Alabama, because of his creepy behavior towards teen girls that worked there.

It came as no surprise when Moore sent out a tweet boasting of his values, writing: “I think they’re afraid I’m going to take Alabama values to Washington and I can’t wait. #ALsen.” As you might imagine, Twitter users were absolutely ruthless. We’ve compiled a list of the best responses.

18. A throne of lies

An elfish response.

An elfish response. | PassionBuzz on Twitter

Technically, he doesn’t sit on that throne just yet.

17. Seeking sanctuary

This sign is not actually real.

This sign is not actually real. | InternetSheldon on Twitter

Maybe Alabama is trying to elect Moore so they can get him out of their state. Ever think of that?

16. A concerned citizen

It's creepy to even think about.

It’s creepy to even think about. | ArtIsMyPorn on Twitter

It sounds crazy, because who would ever support that? Oh, right. A pedophile.

15. Not all Alabamians

He makes a good point.

He makes a good point. | Stu_Guterman on Twitter

We shouldn’t assume everyone from Alabama shares Roy’s “values.”

14. To catch a Senator

That show was pretty popular.

That show was pretty popular. | WildcatMSP on Twitter

New idea: To Catch a Predator, but with members of Congress.

13. Dazed and confused

Alright, alright, alright!

Alright, alright, alright! | TheThirstyWench via Twitter

It was much more amusing when it was Matthew McConaughey.

12. Oh, those values

What if he needs to go shopping?

What if he needs to go shopping? | MikeHuckster via Twitter

The mall has certain standards when it comes to creepers hitting on teenagers.

11. Choose wisely

Not a tough choice.

Not a tough choice. | Lanctharus via Twitter

Take your time. Really think this one over.

10. Moore should tread lightly

The repurposing of this flag is excellent.

The repurposing of this flag is excellent. | mary513 via Twitter

The image of Roy Moore as a snake just feels right, doesn’t it?

9. Be good, for goodness sake!

Santa knows about values.

Santa knows about values. | Nikluk via Twitter

He sees you when you’re sleeping, Roy.

8. Anything but a Democrat!

Well, when you put it that way...

Well, when you put it that way… | 25thThe45thNOW via Twitter

Pro: Electing a Democrat is better than a pedophile. Con: No more free candy in those old beat up vans.

7. Everything looks bad when you remember it

Kicking Moore to the curb is a good start in turning this around.

Kicking Moore to the curb is a good start in turning this around. | DearGoodPeople via Twitter

Being so low in education and crime might explain the apathy toward a grown man dating 15-year-old girls.

6. That’s a big stain

Somebody get a giant Clorox pen.

Somebody get a giant Clorox pen. | independent_r21 via Twitter

He’s like the mustard on Alabama’s clean polo shirt.

5. A creative response

A whole lot of NOPE.

A whole lot of NOPE. | pohler_bear via Twitter

It’s simplistic, but a solid effort.

4. He has plenty of support

It's sad because it's real life.

It’s sad because it’s real life. | WayneHarrison via Twitter

It’s no secret why Donald Trump supports Roy Moore. They have similar taste in women.

3. Character concerns

She was actually pretty nice about it.

She was actually pretty nice about it. | tkangie via Twitter

Remember when “good character” was something that politicians at least pretended to have?

2. Read your Bible, Roy

Real Jesus, not Republican Jesus.

Real Jesus, not Republican Jesus. | slwb29 via Twitter

We’re not talking about the Jesus that would cut taxes for the rich, support gun rights, and kick poor people off healthcare. The Biblical Jesus.

1. A specific demographic

This is Roy Moore's base.

This is Roy Moore’s base. | markdonna2012 via Twitter

To be clear, this is a caricature. But it’s hard not to picture this when thinking of someone who votes for Roy Moore.

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