The Most Bizarre Things You Didn’t Know You Could Buy on Amazon

What do you use Amazon for most often? The retail giant is known for selling everything from books and clothing to groceries and household items, not to mention all the entertainment benefits of Prime.

But the site’s selection goes way beyond blenders and baby clothes. Amazon has everything you didn’t know you needed. Here’s the proof.

 A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle

Gummie bear skeleton

It’s almost too realistic. | Amazon

The 4D Master Gummi Bear Skeleton Anatomy Model Kit is a great way to learn about the “anatomy” of a gummy. It also looks like a small animal died inside while trying to escape it.

Next: This headband offers a little extra.

A mullet headband

Bobcat mullet headband

It’s a steal if you’re into mullets. | Amazon

The Bobcat Mullet is only $9.98, meaning that for less than $10, you can have a headband shipped to you with a mullet on it. Deal!

Next: This is the perfect gift for that friend that loves bacon a little more than they should.

A bacon grooming kit

Bacon grooming kit

For the bacon lover. | Amazon

We all have that friend whose love of bacon knows no bounds. Said friend will love the Deluxe Bacon Bath & Grooming Kit Gift Pack, a 6-piece gift set that includes bacon soap, bacon breath mints, and even bacon-flavored floss.

Next: Follow your … nose?

A nose-shaped soap dispenser

Nose soap dispenser

It could be a good gag gift. | Amazon

This “runny nose” soap dispenser mounts to the wall of your shower. Admittedly, it’s pretty funny, although not too aesthetically pleasing.

Next: If you need a tonsillectomy, this might offer some comfort.

A plush tonsil

Tonsil stuffed animal

For those who are getting their tonsils out. | Amazon

We’re not sure what’s more confusing, that someone created a smiling stuffed tonsil or that it’s in such high demand that it’s currently out of stock. Admittedly, it’s pretty cute.

Next: Some might say this is better than an actual boyfriend.

A boyfriend pillow

Boyfriend pillow

If you’re single or in a long distance relationship, this could be for you. | Amazon

You’ve (possibly) heard of boyfriend jeans, but a boyfriend pillow? For $37.54, you can own a pillow that emulates the feeling of someone’s arm around you. This item is labeled “Amazon’s Choice,” making one wonder just how many of these pillows exist.

Next: Here’s hoping this is a gag gift.

A Lick’em Cat Scratcher

Lick'em cat scratcher

This cat is obviously not enjoying this. | Amazon

Want to show your cat some love? The Lick’Em Cat Scratcher goes in your mouth, allowing you to “scratch” your cat in a way that mimics licking like its mother would. All right then.

Next: Speaking of pets, here’s a great way to get your dog to despise you. 

The dog-fro

dog wig afro

Why a dog needs a wig, we’ll never know. | Amazon

Perfect for Halloween (or for getting your favorite shoes eaten), the Afro Curly Wig for dogs comes in several sizes. We can only imagine how much the pups love these.

Next: We can only imagine why anyone would need this much.

A 55 Gallon drum of personal lubricant

Giant drum of lubricant

Who needs that much lube? | Amazon

$1,458.35 for 55 gallons of lube is actually a pretty good deal. Why haven’t we seen this at Costco?

Next: Ready to take your champagne consumption to new heights?

The Chambong

Chambong

Takes a classy drink down 10 notches. | Amazon

We’re not sure what’s funnier, the fact that the Chambong exists or the description, “Glassware for rapid champagne consumption.” Either way, you can get a set of them for $35 on Prime.

Next: Who wouldn’t want this in their garden?

A life-sized Bigfoot statue

Lifesize Big Foot Statue

Just what everyone needs. | Amazon

You can purchase a large statue of Bigfoot from third party sellers on Amazon. The description says it “commands a unique presence in your home,” and that may be an understatement.

Next: This jewelry really causes a buzz.

A bracelet flask

Bracelet flask

In case you need to be discreet. | Amazon

What a perfect party accessory. This stainless steel bracelet flask allows for some nice discreet drinking.

Next: This is the next best thing to sleeping on sushi.

A “tasty” salmon pillow

Sushi salmon pillow

Not as cute as some sushi pillows. | Amazon

The title of this item is Tasty Salmon Fish Sushi Pillow. It’s certainly more pleasant than laying your head down on an actual slab of salmon.

Next: This cookbook may be a bit unexpected.

Cookin’ with Coolio

Cookin with coolio

The reviews are surprisingly good. | Amazon

Rapper Coolio’s cookbook promises “5 star meals at a 1 star price.” As odd as this seems, the reviews are actually pretty good — apparently he’s been cooking longer than he’s been rapping.

Next: What a wave.

Finger Hands finger puppets

Hand finger puppets

They’re kind of creepy but ok. | Amazon

Who wouldn’t want to wave with a tiny waving hand on each finger? These little finger puppets make that possible.

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