Want to get through airport security with minimal hassle? One of the best ways to do that is to listen to the Transportation Security Administration agents’ instructions — and to keep your mouth shut. The agency is extremely serious about keeping everybody safe. So saying the wrong thing to a TSA agent can get you into major trouble.
Below, check out some of the things you should never, ever say to a TSA agent — at least not if you want to get to your plane on time.
1. I’m not going in that scanner. You’re not seeing me naked!
The new body scanners used by the TSA only show the outline of a generic body, and images of your body are never actually seen by a real person. You don’t have to go through the body scanner. The TSA allows any traveler to skip the technology and opt for a pat-down instead, so there’s no need to be rude. Smarter Travel reports if you’re particularly annoying, a TSA agent might purposefully delay getting a supervisor to pat you down. Just quietly and politely inform the agent that you’d prefer not to go through the body scanner, and you’ll have a much easier time.
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