Here Are All the Hilarious Things Twitter Trusts More Than Donald Trump
Everybody knows that Donald Trump’s favorite past-time is tweeting. For better or worse, the President of the United States spends quite a lot of his time saying whatever comes to his mind on Twitter, no matter the local or global consequences. But sometimes, Twitter fights back. Recently, users began using the hashtag #ThingsITrustMoreThanTrump, and the results were hilarious. We went and found the best of the best from the hashtag on Twitter, compiling them here for your viewing pleasure.
20. Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
Is the dinner at his house, or is it a dinner party at a local restaurant?
19. Free hugs
This looks legit, and people that dislike Donald Trump could probably use a hug.
18. A variety of scary things
It just keeps getting worse.
17. Gas station sushi
A classic. Nobody should ever eat raw fish served in a gas station, period.
16. Used car salesmen
It says a lot that someone would trust a used car salesmen, who gets paid to lie, more than Donald Trump … who lies pathologically.
15. Questionable candy
A good reminder to check that Halloween candy.
14. Bill O’Reilly
This one may cross the line; nobody should ever trust Bill O’Reilly. For any reason.
13. Old man yells at chair
The chair would never start a nuclear war, at least.
12. Free puppies and candy!
Since when did they start giving out puppies and candy from the same van?
11. The Detroit Lions
The Lions have won exactly one playoff game the last 30 years.
10. Stupid theories
Nobody share this with Kyrie Irving.
9. A compilation of liars
Wait, but these people were paid specifically to lie for Trump.
8. Legitimacy of this autograph
Please do not pay money for this on eBay. We’re almost positive it’s not real.
7. Rick Sanchez in any scenario, really
Rick is legitimately a sociopath, but then again so is Trump. Tough call.
6. Pets with food
Real question: Do cats like Kentucky Fried Chicken? We have no clue.
A clown could tempt me into the sewer before Trump could.
4. No Clue
In the library with the candlestick, sure. But what about in the study with the revolver?
3. A clearly lying child
Telling you he didn’t draw on the wall while holding a marker seems exactly like something Trump would do.
2. That Nigerian Prince email
If you ever get an email from Donald Trump asking for your checking account info, do not respond.
1. Taco Bell farts
Why would you eat Taco Bell for three days straight in the first place? That can’t be good for your digestive system.
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