Kim Kardashian Talking About a Clogged Toilet Is the Weirdest Thing Ever
And now for something completely different from the typical celebrity news… Kim Kardashian bathroom talk — well, Kardashian talking about a clogged toilet, that is. A toilet, strangely enough, that was clogged by Ryan Seacrest. It’s not your typical talk show chatter, but she earns total bonus points for keeping things real.
Ryan Seacrest clogged Kris Jenner’s toilet
Clogged toilets happen, but it’s not every day that celebrities dish on that kind of stuff. Ryan Seacrest recently opened up about the “nightmare” that was clogging Kris Jenner’s toilet, dishing on the incident during Live with Kelly and Ryan. Seacrest was a bit confused about her bathroom and the way it unfolded was rather unfortunate.
He explained: “So she’s got a bathroom in the entryway,” adding, “So I’m in there, and the toilet, it’s like one of those electronic toilets, but it’s black, so you can’t see any of the buttons, and it’s dimly lit, and I can’t find the light switch, and there’s one candle lit.”
Seacrest continued: “So I go to the bathroom. And I use the toilet paper, and put it in the thing, and try to find the flush, and I can’t find the flush. Now what do I do? I can’t find the flush and someone is going to come in and use the toilet.”
The tale doesn’t end there, as Seacrest shared what happened next: “The technology was messed up, and it wouldn’t flush. So I flush it, and the water just builds. I am watching the water level rise.”
Anyone in that situation can relate to the panic that Seacrest suffered, as he noted: “I think to myself ‘What do I do?’ Do I stick my hand in there? Do I say, ‘Hey Khloe, don’t tell Kim and Kourtney, but can you help me out over here?’ Or do I just say to Kris, I think your toilet’s got a problem?”
He admitted he was “too embarrassed” to say anything, adding, “I left it there.”
Kim Kardashian weighed in on the clog drama
When Kardashian sat down for an interview on Live with Kelly and Ryan, she surprisingly had some toilet talk — and admitted that Seacrest’s issue is not unique.
When asked about the drama Seacrest endured, she explained: “I actually have heard about this.” She reassured him, “Let me tell you this, you’re not the first person. Can I tell you why?”
The bathroom has confused many before and since Seacrest, as Kardashian noted: “It’s in a black room, okay, so the whole bathroom is pitch black. Black walls, black marble floors… black toilet, black toilet paper.”
Additionally, the button on the side of the toilet is hard to locate, which Kardashian explained: “So my mom made instructions and she framed it, and she put it on the sink, saying, ‘Instructions on How to Flush the Toilet: 1. Put your hand on the left side of the toilet, go down, and feel for a circular button.’” Kris Jenner also included a number to text if you need help.
Kardashian did assure Seacrest: “By the way, if you clogged it, the whole room’s black, unless it smelled no one would ever be able to know.”