After Twitter users were done expressing their distrust in Donald Trump, they went after one of Trump’s favorite television stations. Fox News has had its share of controversies over the years. Bill O’Reilly has been the worst of the worst, but let’s not forget just how deceitful that the far-right, self-described “entertainment news” station has been over the last few decades.
The hashtag #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews went trending on Twitter, and the replies ranged from disgusting to outrageous to downright hysterical. We took the best of the best from the hilarious hashtag and compiled it for your viewing pleasure.
20. A fake magazine from Spongebob
It’s all good for laughs until you’re the one being mauled by a sea-bear.
19. Dogs and pizza
You really shouldn’t let your dog guard your pizza. But unlike Fox News, dogs and pizza are both good things.
18. Lucy and her football
Oh, Charlie Brown. You always let her talk you into attempting to kick that football. You blockhead!
17. Snoop and Willie
This is kind of a repeat of the dog and pizza thing. Not the best to trust them, but the only bad thing is still Fox News.
16. An actual fox
We want this to happen, if only to finally learn what the fox says.
15. Any major news source
This pretty much covers every news source. Fox News should be listed as entertainment at this point.
14. A scam artist
Trusting Fox News is the intellectual version of flushing all your money down the toilet. Only instead of money, common sense.
13. Chris Christie
Poor Chris Christie, he thought attaching himself to Trump would help his career. Instead, he just remains the nation’s most-hated Governor.
12. Dr. Scissorhands
OK, maybe trusting Fox News first would be a better idea than this … even if it’s still a bad idea.
11. Fake Microsoft
Next, you’ll be telling me that you’re from some government agency and I’ve been awarded grant money.
10. Jon Stewart
Us too, Derek. Us too.
9. Questionable salads
Seriously, why McDonald’s? We like you for your fatty, disgusting burgers. Stick to what you know.
8. Dollar store pregnancy tests
On the list of things you should never cheap out on, a pregnancy test is near the top of the list.
Who knew that the majority of people at Fox News have something in common other than a distorted point of view?
6. Gotham PD
They always needed Batman to solve all their problems. But still, more trustworthy than Fox News.
5. Papa John’s pizza
The pizza is disgusting, but the company’s owner is somehow worse.
4. A dangerous game
Trump and Fox News probably know a lot about Red Weddings … Russians, red. Get it?
3. Benedict Arnold
You know it’s bad when someone would take the word of a known traitor over Fox News.
2. This clown
Clowns are freakin’ scary, but also maybe more trustworthy than Fox News.
We’re going to guess that Donald Trump probably doesn’t make the cut, but sure. Everything else.
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