99 First World Problems, Do You Have One?

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We often hear about how middle earners can barely afford some of the basics like housing, vehicles, retirement, and emergency savings. And, while it’s true that those who are not rich face more financial challenges than they should have to, we (average Americans) also have a lot going for us as well.

During the holiday season, it’s important to remember all of the things that we do have, and even make light of some of the trivial “problems” that we face on a day-to-day basis.

You know how, some days, things just don’t go your way. It’s just an all-around bad day and you feel like you just can’t catch a break. Many of these “problems” that make you have a “bad day” are first world problems. Urban Dictionary defines such problems as “problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.”

We scoured Twitter and Facebook (and made up a few of our own) to create a list of first world problems that average Americans face pretty regularly. Some of these complaints are completely ridiculous, but when little things like these continue to happen one after another, they start to feel like big things. And, even when some of these issues seem like a big deal at the time, they’re generally forgotten about within a short time period. Check out 99 of these first world problems on the following page.

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I’m having a bad day because…

      1. My internet is running so slow.
      2. My cable is out and the technician can’t come out and fix it for three days.
      3. This channel is only available in standard definition.
      4. The cable company doesn’t carry this channel I like anymore.
      5. I don’t know what to wear today.
      6. We can’t decide where to go for dinner.
      7. That customer service rep was so rude.
      8. This menu has too many choices.
      9. I got a speeding ticket on the way home.
      10. My bootleg movie won’t load.
      11. That barista spelled my name wrong on my latte.
      12. That cashier gave my incorrect change. She shorted me $1.
      13. I ran out of toilet paper.
      14. The Netflix search feature isn’t working.
      15. My water purifier is slowing down, and it doesn’t taste as good as the big jugs of water.
      16. I don’t have enough USB ports.
      17. There’s not enough room on my desk for all my computers and monitors.
      18. I can’t watch movies on my projector during the daytime because it’s too bright.
      19. That stupid soda fountain got pink lemonade in my water.
      20. This app won’t load on my iPhone.
      21. I don’t know whether to use Uber or call a Taxi.
      22. The card swipe on the vending machine isn’t working.
      23. My chips got stuck in the vending machine.
      24. I’m so bored of my clothes.
      25. These Christmas lights won’t fit around my tree properly.
      26. This lipstick is the wrong shade.
      27. I wanted diet coke, and they keep giving me regular!
      28. My headphones are all tangled up.
      29. I can’t decide which two shows to record on my DVR.
      30. I upset about who got kicked off The Voice.
      31. I’m upset about who got kicked off American Idol.
      32. I can’t decide between PS 4 and XBox One.
      33. My wife won’t let me buy a PS 4.
      34. I bought the iPhone 5 right before the 6 came out.
      35. I’m not going to make it to the movie on time.
      36. I had to sit in traffic for 30 minutes.
      37. I had to wait in a really long line at the store.
      38. I gained three pounds right before my wedding.
      39. I can’t figure out what to make for dinner.
      40. This is taking forever. How do you put this stupid toy together?
      41. I got an A- on my midterm.
      42. My inbox is full, and I don’t feel like deleting all of these emails.
      43. I’m out of sugar, I have to run to the store now.
      44. I have to commute 5 minutes longer to work.
      45. They put up a new traffic light, and there doesn’t need to be one there.
      46. This drawbridge takes forever.
      47. My pen is out of ink.
      48. I don’t feel like going to work today.
      49. I’m so tired today, I don’t feel like cleaning.
      50. I bought this tablet, then I saw it at Best Buy for $20 cheaper!
      51. I ran out of printer ink, and now I have to drive all the way to the store.
      52. Somebody drank my iced tea at work today.
      53. My boyfriend only called me three times today.
      54. My sock has a hole in it.
      55. My new physical trainer makes me work way too hard.
      56. I hate this new diet.
      57. I scuffed my new boots.
      58. I ran out of contacts, and now I have to wear my glasses today.
      59. I didn’t like the series finale of Lost.
      60. I only have 100 Facebook friends.
      61. Johnny Depp didn’t accept my friend request.
      62. I’m having a bad hair day.
      63. I ripped my pantyhose.
      64. I don’t feel like filling out all of these forms.
      65. My vacuum broke, and I have company coming.
      66. I’m so tired of being on hold.
      67. My wife used all of the hot water this morning.
      68. My dog won’t stop barking today.
      69. The computer didn’t save my work; I’ll have to do this entire 15 minutes of work over again.
      70. I broke a nail.
      71. My favorite show was cancelled.
      72. I wore two different shoes today.
      73. I lost my earring.
      74. I forgot to shave my legs today.
      75. We’re out of my favorite cereal. Who ate the last bowl of Lucky Charms?
      76. I ran out of stamps. I don’t feel like going to the post office.
      77. I had to go to three different stores to find that snack my husband likes.
      78. My DVR didn’t record the last five minutes of the football game.
      79. I’ve already skipped the maximum number of songs on Pandora, and I hate this song.
      80. I can’t decide if I want original recipe or extra crispy.
      81. The websites I visit keep switching to the mobile version, even though I’m using an iPad.
      82. I didn’t get a plastic fork with my takeout.
      83. I sneezed and no one said “bless you” to me.
      84. I saw that the person down the street was having a party and didn’t invite me.
      85. My nose is slightly asymmetrical.
      86. I had to wake up at 4 a.m. to go on vacation.
      87. I have to manually delete the word “search” from the search bar every time I want to look something up.
      88. I ordered something on Amazon Prime on Friday, so I may have to wait until Monday or Tuesday for it to arrive. That’s not two-day shipping.
      89. My 24-hour antihistamine doesn’t last 24 hours.
      90. My ice cream was too hard when I got it out of the freezer, so I put it in the microwave. But then it was melted.
      91. I forgot to clean out my refrigerator before I went grocery shopping.
      92. There are too many commercials during this show.
      93. I cracked my straw after hitting it on the table to open it. My drink is ruined.
      94. The “latch thingy” was broken on the gas pump I used, so I had to hold down the pump the whole time.
      95. I live so close to work that the heater doesn’t kick until I’m pulling into the parking lot.
      96. There’s no taco delivery in my town.
      97. The pretzel-to-Doritos ratio is ratio is completely off in this snack mix. Too many Doritos, not enough pretzels.
      98. It’s raining outside, and I don’t want to get all wet.
      99. My sink is full of dirty dishes, and my dishwasher is full of clean ones. This is going to take forever.

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