Biggest Pothead in the World is … a Securities Trader!

“I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more.” ~ Sublime

I went to college. I’ve been to Amsterdam three times. However, I have never seen anyone smoke more marijuana than securities trader Irv Rosenfeld. Seriously, this guy is hardcore Rastafari! To top it off, he is capitalizing on the Wall Street trend and getting his profits from Uncle Sam. Here’s an excerpt to pique your curiosity (and no, this is not a satire):

“I smoke between 10 and 12 cannabis cigarettes a day … A typical day for me is getting up about 6 or 7 o’clock in the morning and I immediately smoke two joints … [then on my way to work] I have a one joint drive … I get there [work] around 8:30, get my computer ready, then go downstairs and smoke another joint … I try to take another break if I can around 10:30, go back downstairs, outside, [and] smoke another joint … [I like to leave for lunch at 12:30] drive to the end of the parking lot and smoke two joints … when the market closes at four and I take care of my business, I go downstairs and smoke another joint … then, I smoke another joint on the way home, then get home and usually smoke one or two [joints], then have dinner, then I’ll smoke two more, and then usually I’m ready for bed [smiles].”

Let me guess what this guy was doing while the market collapsed …

Seriously, who says potheads aren’t functional? Pass this video to the left hand side …

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