Kim Jong Un Is So Rich He Has a Personal Toilet That Follows Him Everywhere

With more than 10 million North Koreans facing famine, the country is in serious trouble. Amidst the widespread suffering, however, leader Kim Jong Un has spared himself from the pain and enjoys a life of luxury instead.

The despotic leader seemingly doesn’t miss many meals and doesn’t deprive himself of any other indulgences. Here we’ll take a look at some ways Kim Jong Un enjoys the high life compared to that of the average North Korean who goes hungry every day.

1. A personal mobile toilet

Kim Jong Un’s private toilet. | Paul Alex Cazacliu‏ via Twitter

Have you ever dreaded using public restrooms? Apparently so does Kim, and he’s found a way around it: When he travels in around in his convoy, there’s always a separate vehicle that serves as his mobile toilet. It would be “unthinkable” for the Supreme Leader to have to use public restrooms, a source told DailyNK.

In fact, one Daily Beast columnist Jeffrey Lewis even went so far as to point out a gold-colored port-a-potty in the background of a photo of Kim. (Could this be the toilet he reportedly travels with?) Lewis suggested the U.S. bomb the toilet when Kim isn’t inside. The act would demonstrate the “incredible accuracy” of precision munitions and be “unquestionably hilarious,” he wrote.

Next: How many palaces?

2. A total of 17 palaces

Kim Jong Un has an incredible 17 palaces. | Ed Jones/AFP/Getty Images

Who needs one palace when you can have 17? Kim’s luxurious residences house his private yachts, jet skis, villas for entertaining guests, and runways for his private planes.

Kim is said to spend most of his time at the frequently renovated Ryongsong Residence. The grounds feature man-made lakes, horse stables, and a private underground train station. Inside furnishings include plush carpets, fancy chandeliers, and a luxury movie theater. More on that next.

Next: He goes to the movies right at home.

3. A 1,000-seat luxury cinema

movie theater seats

Kim loves American movies like his father did. | Thinkstock

Kim doesn’t like to just put his feet up in the family room and turn on the TV. Rather, he has a 1,000-seat theater said to cost 100s of $1,000s.

What is he watching? Anything from his impressive collection of 20,000 films on DVD. (Never mind it’s illegal to import movies into the country.) His tastes in American movies range from Godzilla and Rambo to Friday the 13th.

Next: Foods fit for a dictator

4. Rich, imported foods

kobe beef meal

Expensive Kobe beef is one of Kim’s favorites. | aaron tam/AFP/GettyImages

Kim has expensive taste — and the money to back it up. His favorite imported foods include pork from Denmark, caviar from Iran, melon from China, Kobe beef from Japan, coffee from Brazil, and cheese from Sweden. (He was once said to eat so much cheese, he had to step back from the public eye for a time.) The Supreme Leader also spares no expense with it comes to liquor and sips Bordeaux, Cristal champagne, and Hennessy.

Kim’s love for food is said to run in his family. In addition to sharing his son’s preference for Hennessy, Kim Jong Il also enjoyed off-the-wall cuisine including shark fin soup and dog meat soup.

Next: His wife also joins in.

5. Pricey gifts for his wife

Ri Sol-ju (right) has expensive tastes just like her husband. | STR/AFP/Getty Images

In 2009, Kim married Ri Sol-ju and has spent a pretty penny in state funds on gifts for her. These include a Christian Dior handbag she’s been spotted carrying, which sells for $1,457.

The dictator’s wife has become known for her taste in Western fashion, and she’s also been seen wearing brands like Chanel. Her penchant for luxury items has attracted international criticism, while the rest of the country faces food shortages and starvation, Business Insider reported.

Next: He can give up his land line.

6. A mystery mobile phone

Kim is still a big fan of landlines. | STR/AFP/Getty Images

If Kim had Snapchat, what would his story look like? We’d probably see the latest array of nuclear weapons and whatever rich foods the dictator enjoyed for lunch. OK, back to reality: He likely doesn’t have social media accounts, but he is one of the few in North Korea to have a mobile phone with Internet access, reports say.

He and his cronies supposedly have their own cellular network which keeps conversations secure. What type of phone does he have? Some say it looks like an HTC.

Next: American ballers lined up to meet him.

7. Visits from American basketball players

Dennis Rodman leaving North Korea

Rodman shows off photos of himself with Kim. | Wang Zhao/AFP/Getty Images

Who wasn’t amazed by the Chicago Bulls dynasty of the 1990s? Even Kim came to appreciate the magic of Michael Jordan from halfway around the globe, GQ reported. He was able to watch NBA playoff games on VHS tapes featuring Jordan, Scottie Pippin, and Dennis Rodman. The despotic ruler even managed to become friends with Rodman, who has visited him in North Korea six times.

On one such infamous visit, Rodman brought an entire basketball team with him — the Harlem Globetrotters. The 2013 trip included a basketball exhibition game in Pyongyang against North Korean players, which ended in a 110-point tie. (We hate to see what might have happened if the U.S. won the game.)

Next: He parties like a rock star.

8. His own private island

Marco Island, Florida

He has his own island getaway. | ChristinLola/iStock/Getty Images

Just when you thought he had it all: Kim has his very own “pleasure island” off the coast of North Korea. The Sun wrote a 2013 article describing the tyrant as plotting “world domination during champagne and cheese-fueled mega yacht parties.” Rodman actually said he spent a week there on Kim’s 400-foot yacht and jet-skis while drinking alcohol and being waited on by servants.

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