’90 Day Fiancé’: Jess Caroline Says ‘Trash Is Better’ Than Colt Johnson, Compares Notes About His Genitalia With Larissa Dos Santos Lima
90 Day Fiancé stars Jess Caroline and Larissa Dos Santos Lima used to have two things in common. Both were from Brazil, and both had tumultuous relationships with their ex, Colt Johnson. But on the fifth season of TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After, they formed an unlikely alliance.
After Colt divorced 32-year-old Larissa, he quickly moved on to 26-year-old Jess—even visiting Brazil with his mom, Debbie Johnson, and asking Jess’ dad for her hand in marriage. Larissa warned Jess that Colt was bad news, but Jess hoped it was just sour grapes on his ex-wife’s part.
Unfortunately, Colt’s continued relationship with his former hookup (and, at one point, roommate), Vanessa Guerra, as well as his tendency to send risqué pictures to other women while dating Jess, showed Jess that Larissa might have been right after all.
On a recent episode of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After, Jess and Larissa met up to swap stories about the infamous Coltee. Jess recently took to Instagram to proclaim that she’d misspoken when she called her ex a “trash man.” In fact, she proclaimed, he was even worse.
Jess told Larissa she thought Colt ‘used’ her
In a meeting with Larissa on 90 Day Fiancé, Jess lamented her broken heart and licked her wounds after her most recent breakup with Colt. She admitted that she now believed her ex-boyfriend “used” her to make Larissa jealous, especially since Colt’s ex-wife had moved on with Eric Nichols.
Jess also told Larissa that she thought Colt had tried to stir up trouble with his ex by dating a woman from her home country and even introducing her to his mom.
“Yeah, he tried to make the same history,” Larissa agreed.
“I think he say, ‘Oh, Brazilian girls. Maybe Larissa jealous,’” Jess mused.
As for Larissa, she admitted that she’d thought Colt actually found “true love” at last when she saw the pictures of Colt and Jess together. But Colt, Jess said, completely broke her heart.
“Colt don’t care about me,” Jess told 90 Day Fiancé producers sadly.
Jess confessed that she was devastated by the breakup because she wanted to have children. And while Colt had “promised” to have children with her in the future, she ended up with “nothing.” Colt’s ex-wife agreed, revealing that Colt had a habit of making promises and ultimately failing to deliver.
Larissa joked that Colt wanted to ‘be a pimp’
As for Colt’s tendency to send, uh, private photos to various women, Jess told Larissa that his habit was absolutely out of hand. It wasn’t just one girl that he’d been sexting. In fact, eight different girls had sent her screenshots of Colt’s nude photos.
“I don’t know, I feel like he wants to be a pimp,” Larissa remarked incredulously. During their relationship, too, she’d claimed he was unfaithful to her and had never stopped talking to other women.
The pair joked about the sheer volume of “d*ck pics” that the 90 Day Fiancé star had sent out to various women, sometimes several in a single day.
“Too much hands for little d*ck,” Jess laughed, making Larissa giggle as well.
Colt’s ex-girlfriend said even ‘trash’ was better than him
While Jess had hoped that Larissa was just bitter about her divorce from Colt, she confessed that she now wished she’d heeded her warnings.
“I wish I listen to Larissa when she call me and say, ‘Jess, be careful. Colt is trash man,’” Jess told 90 Day Fiancé producers.
On TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé Instagram, under a clip of Jess’ declaration, she amended her statement, writing of her ex-boyfriend: “Trash is better.”
90 Day Fiancé fans flocked to the post to support Jess and Larissa in their friendship, along with wholeheartedly agreeing with Jess’ sentiment. “I want this tattooed on me,” one Instagram user wrote of Jess’ harsh statement.
Another fan joked about Colt’s infamous Speedo moment on the beach in Brazil, “I don’t know how [you] could get pass that Speedo. I’d be done right there.”
Many fans also wondered how Colt was able to get so many women to fall for him. “Don’t understand what girls see in Coltee,” one commenter marveled.
Larissa and Jess might have ended their relationships with Colt, but it looks like the two are still good friends. They’ve shared videos and photos of themselves hanging out together in person in recent weeks.