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90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 5 has been a memorable and meme-worthy season. Here are the most hilarious one-liners from the unique cast members of season 5.

Hamza smiling and wearing a pink shirt next to Hamza wearing a blue long-sleeve shirt on '90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days' Season 5 on TLC.
Hamza Mokni and Memphis Smith, ’90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days’ | TLC

5. ‘Big boobies Memphis’

After Memphis Smith and Hamza Mokni’s first night together, she told him that she was dissatisfied with his performance. Not only that, but Hamza went against his mother’s strict rules about sleeping in the same bed with Memphis, making for an awkward morning after.

After their tense discussion, producers asked Hamza about being intimate with Memphis for the first time. Hamza told the cameras, “Nice time sexy, yeah [sic].” Then he smiled and said, “Big boobies, Memphis [sic].” Of course, his obliviousness to the women being upset with him makes this line all the more hilarious.

4. ‘He’s there staring at me like a weird bug’

Ximena Morales sat down with Mike Berkowitz to discuss how she wasn’t in love with him anymore. Mike recruited his friend, Nelcy, who happens to be fluent in Spanish, to translate their conversation. Ximena explained that his behavior is causing her to be turned off by him.

She explained, “I lay down to sleep, and I feel like someone is watching me, I wake up, and he’s there staring at me like a weird bug.”

Even his friend Necly found this image hilarious and couldn’t contain her laughter. Of course, many memes have been made about this and have been reposted by cast members and fans.

3. ‘I will get a sugar daddy that is THE sugar daddy of THE sugar daddies’

After finding out that he sent her nude photos to an ex in an attempt to make his ex jealous, Jasmine Pineda flipped out on Gino Palazzolo. Jasmine then found out that he had been hiring sugar babies and paying them $250 a night for sex.

Jasmine told him that she was not interested in being with a man who had to pay for sex. She said that if she wanted a sugar daddy, she would have gotten the best.

Jasmine says, “I will get a sugar daddy that is THE sugar daddy of THE sugar daddies.” The clip of Jasmine went viral on TikTok and became popular audio on the app, cementing itself as one of the best lines of the season.

2. ‘Te amo’

While it’s not necessarily a funny phrase on its own, the way Mike whispered “Te amo” (Spanish, for ‘I love you’) to his then-girlfriend, Ximena, became hilariously iconic.

In nearly every scene, Mike would fill the silence with a quiet, “Te amo.” The way Mike whispered it has become a running joke with 90 Day Fiancé fans.

1. ‘F***ing crazy old man, alone and depressing from Michigan’

Jasmine tops the list with the funniest line of the season when she called out Gino for not only sending nudes but for paying for sugar babies online.

She told him, “I never thought of you as this depressing man that get old [sic] and have to pay for sex and company.”


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She then calls him, “F***ing crazy old man, alone and depressing from Michigan.” While this line wasn’t intended to be funny, the way she emphasized “Michigan” made it out as the top funniest line of the season.

90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 5 finale and the tell-all part one airs Sunday, April 3, on TLC and discovery+.