Here’s What Happens When Royals Marry Commoners

Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton are standing next to each other holding beers and smiling.

Prince William and Kate Middleton | Richard Pohle/AFP/Getty Images

From the glamorous weddings, stunning crowns, and the overall glitz of being a member of the royal family, it’s easy to see why marrying a royal might be enticing for commoners. However, tying the knot with such a public figure isn’t always as lush and exciting as it might seem from the outside.

In more recent years, many monarchies have become a tad more liberal when it comes to accepting outsiders into their families. Still, though we are well into the 21st century, some old and outdated regulations remain in place, which can certainly test any relationship — especially one being played out in the public eye.

From antiquated laws that date back to past centuries to strange rules involving seafood and board games, royals who marry commoners often ask a lot of their spouses — it’s a life that many of us cannot even begin to imagine. We’ve watched Kate Middleton marry Prince William and take on her duchess duties in stride, wearing all of the right clothing and showing up at various charities and events. And yet, Duchess Kate has also had to contend with the paparazzi following her every move during her pregnancies, as well as the release of private photos of herself.

Now, the entire world is waiting with bated breath for an engagement announcement for Prince William’s younger brother Prince Harry and his girlfriend, Suits actress Meghan Markle. Like Duchess Kate, Markle’s life has been put under a microscope, and she’s had to deal with racist backlash because of her mixed race heritage. Still, if Markle and Prince Harry do get hitched, she’s going to confront even more customs and practices.

Here are 17 things commoners must learn to live with when they marry into a royal family.

1. Asking for permission

Kate Middleton walking past a crowd in a purple dress.

The queen clearly approved of Kate Middleton. | Alexander Koerner/Getty Images

If regular folks want to get married, they can just hop up and head down to their local city hall to sign the paperwork. It’s not so easy to marry into the royal family.

In England, Queen Elizabeth II must give her written consent for members of her family to get married. This practice dates back to the Royal Marriages Act of 1772. The monarch wants to protect against marriages that might “diminish the status of the royal house.”

Luckily, the British royal family is now a bit more liberal than it was in the past. The queen’s uncle, Prince Edward VIII, was forced to abdicate the crown so that he could marry the woman he loved — a divorcee. Markle is also divorced, but luckily, the monarch isn’t quite that old-fashioned anymore. The permission slip rule really only applies to the six people closest to the royal family.

2. You might be ousted from the family

Princess Mako stands in a white suit and a crown.

Princess Mako | Toru Yamanaka/Getty Images

Despite the pomp and circumstance, the English monarchy is actually one of the more liberal of the royal families. In some countries, when a royal member marries a commoner, they must give up their crown altogether.

When Japan’s Princess Mako marries her college sweetheart, she’ll have to give up her crown, royal status, and her place in the royal family. The Imperial Household Law in Japan forces women to abandon their crown when they marry commoners. Of course, this rule doesn’t apply to men.

3. Nicknames no more

Kate Middleton is sitting in a carriage in a white lace dress and hat.

Kate Middleton | Charlie Crowhurst/Getty Images

Though we all love and adore Kate Middleton as simply “Kate,” she technically should only be referred to as the Duchess of Cambridge or “Ma’am.” If you want to get extremely technical and fancy, she should be referred to only as, “Her Royal Highness Princess William of Wales.” If you weren’t too keen on your formal name before marrying a royal — too bad.

4. Politics are for peasants

Prince Harry is smiling and in a dark suit.

Prince Harry | Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images

Before marrying a royal, a commoner might be politically active. That all comes to a screeching halt after saying “I do” and becoming a member of the royal family.

In fact, though they are technically allowed to vote, the royal family must keep things as neutral as they possibly can. If they voted for or advocated for one candidate over another, there is a concern that they could unfairly sway the public’s opinion.

Voting is technically unconstitutional for royals. (Obviously, they are barred from holding public office as well.)

5. A career down the drain

Grace Kelly poses with a gown and elaborate jewelry.

Grace Kelly | Hulton Archive/Stringer/Getty Images

Career ambitions and aspirations don’t mean anything once you become a member of the monarchy. Perhaps one the most famous royals to give up her career was actress Grace Kelly, who became the Princess of Monaco.

After her marriage to Prince Rainer, Kelly never made another movie. From where we’re sitting, being a princess is a full-time job anyhow. 

6.  Enduring harsh judgments

Japan's Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko bow to their guests during a ceremony.

Japan’s Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko | Toru Yamanaka/Getty Images

If a commoner thought the public was hard to please, imagine getting the cold shoulder from inside the royal family.

Emperor Akihito of Japan married a common woman: Michiko Shōda, the daughter of a wealthy businessman. According to CBS News, Akihito’s mother, Empress Kōjun, was not exactly kind to her son’s new bride when they were first married.

7. Trash the board games

Board games set up on a wooden table.

The royals don’t have to worry fighting over a game of Monopoly. | Ballda/iStock/Getty Images

Proper royals don’t engage in activities as vicious as Monopoly. At least the royal family of York doesn’t.

In 2008, Prince Andrew Duke of York was banned from playing the classic board game at home with his family because it was deemed unbefitting for a member of the royal family. Perhaps he is still allowed to play Cards Against Humanity.

8. No lobster, no crab, no shrimp

A raw lobster on a wooden table.

The royal family is missing out on lobster.  | Victorn/iStock/Getty Images

Partaking in shellfish is a huge “no no” for the British royal family, so we hope Markle is indulging as much as she can now. Members of the British Royal Monarch avoid shellfish because they fear allergic reactions and potential poisoning.

Though this rule has been around for quite some time, Prince Charles (Markle’s potential father-in-law) has been known to dabble from time to time.

9. Eat up quick!

A plate with crumbs and a used fork.

Hopefully the queen eats slowly enough for you to finish your meal. | Serezniy/iStock/Getty Images

As commoners, we’re used to eating as much as we please whenever we want. But a meal with the British royal family will put an end to that.

If the queen is present, the meal starts and stops with her. When she puts down her fork and spoon, everyone else is expected to do so as well. It’s probably best to have a snack before dinner.

10. Don’t expect your past to be buried

Princess Sofia and Prince Carl Philip smiling and posing for a photo together

Princess Sofia and Prince Carl Philip | Ragnar Singsaas/Getty Images

We’ve all done things in the past that we aren’t exactly proud of. When a regular gal (or guy) marries a royal, everything that ever happened in their past will be thrust into the spotlight.

Princess Sofia of Sweden learned this the hard way when he married Prince Carl. Years before, Sofia was a model and even participated on a reality TV show. Luckily, she remained unbothered when people tried to criticize her for it. In The Year With the Royal Family documentary, she said, “It happened 10 years ago and I’ve moved on with my life. But no regrets. Experience shapes a person.” Iconic.

11. Keep your opinions to yourself

Princess Eugenie of York and Princess Beatrice of York stand while watching a parade.

Princess Eugenie of York and Princess Beatrice of York | Chris Jackson/Getty Images

Royal families don’t do drama, so if you happen to marry into a royal family, it’s probably best that you delete your social media accounts. Keeping your thoughts and your opinions private is probably the safest thing you can do to stay out of the press.

12. Forget about a title

Meghan Markle is smiling in a black and yellow dress on the red carpet.

Prince Harry’s flame, Meghan Markle | Mike McGregor/Getty Images

Marrying into the royal family doesn’t mean that you’ll be a king, queen or even a princess.

Queen Elizabeth’s husband, Prince Phillip is Greek, so he can’t actually hold the title of king— he is a prince consort. If Prince William does become king, his wife, Duchess Kate, will be a queen consort. Also, if Prince Harry does walk down the aisle with Markle, then she will become a duchess. 

13. Hugs are reserved for royals only

Prince Harry hugs a marathon runner while giving him a water bottle.

The royal family usually disregards that “no hugging” rule. | Chris Jackson/iStock/Getty Images

Apparently, royal people should not be touched by non-royals. This is a rule that is broken all the time, especially when the British royal family meets celebrities, politicians, or other major figures.

If you’re royal and not super into being touched, you just have to go with it because being royal means you mustn’t make a fuss.

14. Your furs should technically be taken away

The Queen walks with an umbrella and a red jacket with fur accents.

The queen still wears fur. | Ben Stansall/Getty Images

Way back in 1137, Edward III signed a law that said no one was allowed to wear fur — especially no member of the British royal family or members of the church.

However, that rule hasn’t exactly stuck, because we see members of the royal family draped in fur coats, hats, and muffs all of the time. Who knew the royal family could be rebels?

15. Call a royal stylist

Kate Middleton and Prince William are walking alongside men in suits on a red carpet.

Kate Middleton’s style is iconic and loved by many. | Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images

If you’re a commoner who enjoys pushing the envelope or if you’re just generally confused about the rules of dressing with a regal flair, it’s probably best to call someone who knows what they’re doing. Back in her college days the now-Duchess of Cambridge wore a sheer dress to walk the runway at a fashion show, and people are still mad about it to this day.

Now, the mother of two is known for her chic and sophisticated modern looks. Had the duchess known she was going to marry Prince William she probably would have avoided the drama to begin with.

16. Say goodbye to Christmas dinner with your family

Prince Harry sits next to Queen Elizabeth II.

Prince Harry won’t be spending the holidays with his mates.  | Jeff Spicer/Getty Images

If you become an English royal, the queen will expect you to spend Christmas with the royal family. Duchess Kate has reportedly already rebelled against that tradition, choosing to spend Christmas with her side of the family instead.

17. Accept all gifts with a nod and a smile

Prince William and Kate Middleton accept gifts at a basketball game.

Prince William and Kate Middleton | Chris Jackson/Getty Images

Being gracious is probably the No. 1 rule you must follow if you’re going to be accepted into any royal family. That means happily accepting any and all gifts that are presented to you — even if you think they are garbage.

You might as well accept them anyway because all gifts ultimately belong to the British monarchy.

Follow Aramide Tinubu on Twitter @midnightrami.

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